The best Michael Scott quote of all time has to be this. Everyone has heard it. Everyone loves it. Well, except corporate.
Shreyas Iyer (KKR)
To Michael, hate is the only cause he needs to fire Toby from HR.
Michael is always the queen of drama.
According to Michael, hitting Meredith with her car saves her from suffering from rabies.
If there's something Michael loves more than jokes, it's being included in one.
Did you know what else Michael said at Dwight's wedding? He said, “That's what she said.”
Michael does his Prison Mike impression to scare the office from thinking that prison is better than Dunder Mifflin.
He didn't say it. He declared it.
Are you wondering what happened to strike two? It does not exist for Michael.