"They don’t know that we know they know we know."
"When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, 'What?!'"
"Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to 'I love you' was 'Oh, crap!'"
"I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested."
"It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo."
"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third."