Witty Quotes Of Donald Trump, Depicting His Amazing Sense Of Humour

By: Mansi Arora

"The point is that you can't be too greedy"

Trump remarked in his book 'The Art of the Deal', published in 1987

"Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken."

Trump said in a post on Facebook in 2016.

"Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad."

Trump said this during an interview with Larry King in 1989.

"People love me. And you know what? I've been very successful. Everybody loves me."

US President-Elect Trump said this during a campaign rally in 2015.

"I don’t wear a 'rug'— it’s mine. And I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn’t work."

Trump said this during a Republican presidential debate on March 3, 2016, in Detroit, Michigan.

"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest – and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault."

Trump posted this on social media X, in 2013.

"The beauty of me is that I’m very rich."

He made the remarks during an interview with CNN's Larry King on September 19, 2005.

"My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."

He said this during an interview with John O'Hurley for a 2011 CNBC special titled "The Choice."