New Year resolutions Photograph: WION
These funny resolutions are the brightest reads of the day
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Me this morning when I realise I've actually got to try and stick to all my resolutions... pic.twitter.com/FPZBzMVpwF
— Poppy Deyes (@PoppyDeyes) January 1, 2017
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Me january 1st with all my goals and resolutions https://t.co/3i38C2HpKK
— BELA (@isabelaseraffim) January 1, 2017
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2017 Resolutions:
— 100% GOATS (@EverythingGoats) January 1, 2017
1. Become goat
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Ma liste des résolutions pour 2017 pic.twitter.com/DdxxUFnbNi
— Thé à la menthe ???? (@Marokino_77) January 1, 2017
(Contributed by: Zeba Khan)
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"What are your new year resolutions"
— Portrait Artist (@badt_BOI_) January 1, 2017
Me: pic.twitter.com/U7tXVxqGL5
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New Years Resolutions:
— Alex Hirsch (@_AlexHirsch) December 31, 2016
1) Get tattoo
2) Get tattoo removed
3) Tell everyone about that secret thing I've been working on
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resolutions:
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) January 1, 2017
1. make same mistakes
2. expect diff results
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If you listen closely, you can hear gym owners laughing at our New Year's resolutions.
— Norm Kelly (@norm) January 1, 2017
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one of my new years resolutions is to eat more pizza
— MacKenzie Bourg (@mackenziebourg) December 27, 2016
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My New Years resolutions:
— ????? (@tsundaku) December 31, 2016
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Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word "stop."
— Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) January 1, 2014
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My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that's okay with you guys?
— Megan Kelly Dunn (@megankcomedy) December 31, 2015
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Startup idea: a gym named Resolution that runs for the 1st month of the year, collects subscription fee, then converts to a bar named Regret
— Siddharth Singh (@siddharth3) December 27, 2016
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If your New Year's Resolutions include "loose weight," then might I suggest adding to the list "learn to spell?"
— MatPat (@MatPatGT) January 1, 2017